On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. by fakefriendidentifier February 26, 2020
Get the Fake friendmug. a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....
fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend
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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
victim: your a fake friend
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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020
Get the fake friendmug. A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.
Bean = person
If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.
If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
Bean = person
If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.
If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
Get the fake beanmug. When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
Get the Fake Newsmug. This girl was talking bout me to my Bestfriend and she was talking to me at school but was still talking bout me that was Fake.
by Stay_real_ April 16, 2017
Get the Fakemug. fumbfucks who say they are autistic, despite not being autistic
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.
they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.
they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.
oh god.. another one of those tiktokers with fake autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.
by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023
Get the Fake Autismmug.