Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

sylvester moon

1) The creepy man who is the personification of the molester moon emoji🌚
2) A nickname referring to someone who's driving with their car trunk open🌚

1) Dude, I saw a creepy ass shadow yesterday. I swear it was Sylvester Moon🌚
2) What the fuck, that guys' trunk is open! What a Sylvester Moon.🌚

by 🌚Sylvester Moon🌚 February 21, 2017

Pink moon

When a woman engages in the act of mooning and her genitals are clearly observed.

Bruh, she bent over and showed me her pink moon!

by Guy Rock May 1, 2022

crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

weeping moon

when it's raining while the moon is visible

''Look at that weeping moon! How beautiful! We're getting wet from the rain though so let's go seek shelter quickly.'' (it's raining while the moon is up and shining)

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Moon beam ice cream

When the frequency is so vigorously omitted -> ice cream.

Moon beam ice cream is fun

by Da frequency May 31, 2025