Mike Bailey

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.

A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”

B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”

by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

Mike Smith

A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.

Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!

by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023

Mike Perry

Definition of masculinity.

Man you looking all sorts of Mike Perry right now.

by Dar real man May 21, 2021

Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex

I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep

by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020

Spicy Mike

A guy who crosses personal boundaries even though you’ve clearly set them.

That guy in the blazer is such a Spicy Mike! He kept grabbing me by the waist even though I kept stepping away!

by Nicolina56 November 14, 2022

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny

another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically

by midasxd July 24, 2021