When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
Get the The cross-eyed mule kickmug. by Drog65 October 5, 2020
Get the kick the squirrelmug. by A Ponderer of life October 27, 2020
Get the Kick da gasmug. by Urbancase June 14, 2018
Get the Nut kicking gamemug. Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
Get the Ass Kicking Ball Massagemug. An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.
A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.
Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
by Less Than Satisfactory Failure October 9, 2009
Get the Toolbox Kickmug. by Anth April 23, 2004
Get the Flip And Kickmug.