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Josh

Josh - a desirable human being, a god amongst men! His huge length attracts all that stand near.

Dominant and dangerous, prides himself on having a larger penis than Tom, Tom just thinks he has a big penis.
Yo is that Josh or is that Zeus I can’t tell.
by JoshtheGod November 23, 2021
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Josh

Josh's are amazing people who always lookout for the best in you. They are hard-working and make you laugh. Their best feature is their hair and their laugh surely will get you to be friends with them. They are the leaders of the classroom or the office and probably the Teacher's pet. Josh's are the people who stick by you when no one else does. Josh's are amazing people and if you have one for a friend you better not let him down.
Girl 1: He's Hot

Girl 2: He's Dreamy

Girl 3: He's Josh

Boy 1: He's weird
by Pigmaster07 March 26, 2021
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Josh

a huge dick with a smaller penis that looks like a soggy shrimp
Harold wrote this definition as a gift for Christmas, Josh. Not Colin
by Colin Cui January 1, 2019
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Josh Richardson

I see you riding around with a ski mask and a gun smoking weed selling Xanax
What’s that guy doing in that car

What Josh Richardson would do
by Black chess peaches December 22, 2023
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Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.
On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty
by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014
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Josh

my friend josh is realllllly a josh. like he watches traps get boned ALL THE TIME
by Pigeon Attack April 24, 2018
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Josh

a a josh is either a hit or a miss.

but in this scenario, he is an absolute hit. he is the type of person who reminds u of a charismatic golden retriever. he smiles all the time and genuinely does no wrong in the world. he is the type of person u want to be friends with. a josh lives life in a positive manner and being around him feels like everything is okay. being with a josh feels like magic in the air. he is the type of lover you don’t believe exists in the world and the type of care a josh gives is rare. he looks like aqua man, without even trying. he lights up the room when he walks in. a josh is one of the sweetest, most caring, nearly perfect person in this galaxy. he is smart, talented in almost everything, loved by all. so if you get the chance to be with him, take it and never let it go.
who is the love of your life?

- josh is the love of my life.

what would you do to be with josh?

- everything and anything.
by horacetobijericho August 21, 2022
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