jordan

blonde and always depressed and loves bleach.

i'm a jordan

by jojo1559 February 1, 2018

Jordan Ofsink

He is a very cute kid who has a lot of stubble on his face and is always shaving. He loves to poop and not wipe his butt. He is very attractive man and all the girls love him. He goes to retro gym everyday with his friends. He is getting huge every single day and uses creatine. He drives a Honda accord and picks up mad women. He loves to drive in sport mode because that is very cool and chicks dig it

OMG!!! Is that Jordan Ofsink the cutest kid in Syosset High School

by Black default skin March 10, 2022

Jordan

A bum that sucks at basketball

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)

by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

jordans

african americans or black people

Look at those jordans over there they are so handsome

by Shiny:Drool: April 7, 2021

jordan lockrow

Extremely hot guy

mix of Zayn Malik & Christopher McCrory

"Do you know Jordan Lockrow?"
"Oh, that hot dude!"

by George65551 September 4, 2016

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024