Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

Jaking

To attempt to repair something and break it further.

I asked someone to fix my sink but they are jaking it.

by Meangirl667 November 16, 2022

Jake Paul

Really not as bad as people like to think

We r all now fans of Jake Paul, thanks a lot Shane

by Queen Hadassah November 27, 2018

Jake

His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.

Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!

by Jake 😍 April 17, 2019

Jake Paul

Hating Jake Paul gives him more money

I hate Jake Paul

by MiroTheMan January 15, 2021

jake

Jake, big eyes and looks sort of like a lizard almost every girl has liked him at one point. He seems like a fuck boy and he kind of is but when you see his true colours you see that his life is depressing. don’t date a jake cause he’ll cheat. Apparently he’s hot aswell

girl 1: jake is SO hot
girl 2:girl we’ve been knew

by gosssssipgirl September 22, 2018

Jake Russo

An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.

Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021