green monster 

Slang for an STD (sexually transmitted disease) . Anything that oozes out of your penis or vagina after an encounter with a person of questionable past relationships.

"I had sex with that girl from the bar last night"

"Hey man you might want to check for the green monster. Remember that girl Stacy?"

"O dear god, My penis is going to fall off."

Be safe Wear a condom

green monster by The show a.k.a Gio March 5, 2008

green day 

Nazi bastards who are popular among preppy emo kids who think people with no skill on the guitar are rock just because of anti war thoughts brought on by a pothead singer who's good name was ruined when the CD American Idiot came out. Fuck you greenday ... Fuck you

Green day sucks balls

green day by Greenday Sucks March 20, 2008

green day 

1. Day spent smoking pot

2. What used to be a good band until the release of thier 2004 album ''American Idiot'' Now everyone and thier grandma is a Green Day fan, when most of these newcomers have not heard of them before idiot. Now all you hear is how hot Bilie Joe is or ''DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT! YEAHH WOOO!'' Seriously, grow the fuck up, face it thier sellouts

1. I don't feel like going to school, let's have a green day

2. For further information about the band, please see sellout

green day by DizzyLizzy March 12, 2007

Green Hornet 

One who buzzes parties looking for the "honeys," and often leaves green with envy.

Dave 'the french bakery B' is THE Green Hornet when it comes to the ladies; that poor soul will hit the right one some day, but for now, he is only left to go home and crank it.

Green Hornet by superfly667 March 25, 2003

Green Lantern 

1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.

Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!

Green Lantern by Derek shooster November 29, 2007

green friday 

A Day Set aside to protect the environment and help stop Global Warming by getting out of cars and using alternatives such as bicycles, walking, buses and carpools.
Founded by concerned citizens in Palm Springs and first celebrated on May 5, 2006 follwed by the 1st Friday of EVERY MONTH. Promoted Globally. GreenFriday.org has more information.

On June 2, 2006, the second Green Friday between noon and 12:30 hybrid cars in Palm Springs are asked to gather and drive in parade formation through downtown with lights on. Hybrids in other cities may drive from noon to 12:30 with lights on also.

green friday by Wesley Cole May 22, 2006

Green Party 

A billigerent college drunk fest that takes place on the center gathering area of a campus ie the green, quad or other termonology.

"What is all that billigerent noise?" "That's the green party you dumbass"

"OH shit here comes public saftey and the SOPD!!"

Green Party by mmmhmmm713 April 21, 2006