Fakeday

A day where an agreement is made to which all events that happened is to be forgotten.

person 1: Remember that day when the government took that kid and enrolled him to be a soldier?

person 2: We're not suppose to talk about the Fakeday.

by Fakeday January 1, 2013

FakeBerry

Any phone that was made to try to do what BlackBerries do, but fails.

Millionaire hip hop artists is backstage entertaining fans with VIP passes right after a show, and his assistant takes a HD video of them together with his Z10 / Q10.

Fan #1, attractive female blond with enhanced breasts, whips out her Apple-made mobile phone and asks if she can get a copy of the picture.

Hip Hop artist and his assistant look at each other, then at the Apple-made mobile phone, and smile condescendingly...

Hip Hop artist, in his kindest tone possible: "Sorry baby, a Fakeberry ain't got BlueTooth or NFC..."

Fan #1 fails.

by InThaKnow July 14, 2013

fake blem

The act of trying to blem without a cigarette or a joint, but pretending to satisfy your cravings.

Yeah bruv he was fake blemmin da junkie

by Analrupturer October 18, 2013

fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

by honoura November 22, 2013

Fake niggah

A person who acts like a real friend but in the end he is a lying sack of shit with a tiny penis. Who gags on dick for a loving

Michael is a fake niggah

by Bigj775982 May 12, 2014

Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.

Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014

Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014