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National Fake Friends Day 

A day on August 9th where yhu post all of dem fake ass bitches on ya story.
It's national fake friends day! who you posting?
Related Words

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"
a-fake-tionate by ayo12345 April 8, 2015

Blump Fake 

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.
Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY 

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE

52 fake out 

to say you will do something with someone and when the time comes to do that certain activity the person backs out on you.
man, greg said he was gonna go to the movies with me but when i asked him he said he couldn't. its the third time this week he has pulled the 52 fake out.
52 fake out by ashlee1 November 8, 2007
Sarcastic response to a question inquiring the truth of something.
"Lance Bass is gay? For real?"
"Nah, for fake"
"I knew that bird didn't fly straight"
for fake by Juanatronn October 14, 2006