The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.

Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014

Fake Foreigner

Pejorative name for often monolingual foreign passport holders who despite living their entire lives in the country they are based in, still introduce themselves as foreign citizens of a country from which they don't speak its official language and are unfamiliar with the local culture and customs.

"Coco keeps telling people she is from Argentina, but the other day she couldn't tell us what its capital was."

"Dude, she is a fake foreigner, didn't you know?"

"Fake foreigners can attend any university they want because they are excempt from taking the National College Entrance Examination."

"You can tell Vicky and David are fake foreigners because even-though they both claim to be from New Zealand, they only lived there for 6 months and can barely say a few words in English."

by Chimsy May 28, 2022

fake relashionship

a fake relashionship is when people pretend to be together.

for exemple : Harry styles and Olivia Wilde, " have you seen Harry Styles and Olivia wilde, they are probably in a fake relashionship, because Harry is already married."

by larries shit January 10, 2021

Fake Timbs

Also known as fimbs} its a off brand winter boot that mimics the Timberland style

"those timbs look fire"
" nah man, they Fake Timbs

by Yung Posite May 3, 2018

Tease-Take & Faked (TTF)

Typically American girls lead on a guy at a bar to get him to buy her a drink but have no intention of going home with him.

Tease-Take & Faked (TTF): "This hot girl at the bar tease-take & faked me last night! I bought her 3 drinks and went home alone.

by beeyaa August 2, 2025

fake lez

a girl who tells people there lesbian to get attention from a group of LBGT women or men mostly in middle school,but are straight

Tallulah is such o fake lez

by bubbles.a.s123 April 7, 2019