Ethan

Ethan
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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!

My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

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Type of guy of says he cares but actually does care.

Friend 1: OMG I just love Ethan! He says he cares and he actually does care!
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?

by Rosa11 April 19, 2024

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An Ethan usually doesn't have a 2 inch dick, its around 0.5 inches and he is proud of it. He always considers himself as the lady's man

look down there, He's an Ethan!

by max coxlong May 7, 2025

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Ethan Saul is quite literally the dumbest person I've ever meet, however this also makes him very funny and enjoyable.

P.s May be racist and homophobic

*Ethan Saul*, "Get em tiger"

by BigBoyChristian February 13, 2020

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He’s a cute boy with bright eyes and has a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s hard to read but will open up to the right person. he’s in love with this one girl probably named emma but he hasn’t realized it yet.. everyone loves ethan

Girl 1: look at the way ethan looks at emma

Girl 2: i wish he’d realize he’s in love
Girl 3: i know it’s so obvious everyone already knows!

by babycatwithdog November 10, 2019

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