Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

Drunk Bennis

A guy named Ben who references his penis

I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.

by Earth Wind and Taint June 20, 2024

Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious

Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!

by hidden truths July 26, 2017

drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink

Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"

by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

Drunk sexting

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .

Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017

Drunky Drunk

Drunky Drunk - (adj) one who possesses a well conditioned liver. not necessarily an alcoholic.

That girl is a drunky drunk. I see her drinking those vodka cranberries every weekend.

by Vondango January 24, 2013