by rty344 January 21, 2023
Get the Davidingmug. A perfect freind who will never let you down. She is obsessed with tick tock but over all a great person. She will encorage you through anything and would make a perfect girfreind. She loves singing but is self constious about herself.
by TigersSparkle June 14, 2022
Get the Veronica Davidmug. ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014
Get the David our lordmug. David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done
David and I hooked up, it was awesome.
by D$lova October 3, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A David Grigg is the raddest fucking dude alive. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. No situation is so good that adding a David Grigg won't make it better. They are the epitome of cool but also have a sweet side as a kicker.
Jacko called in sick for work so he could help me move house. And he turned up with a slab so we could sink a few in the new joint to christen it. Hes such a David Grigg
by Bazza the Blacksmith March 23, 2021
Get the David Griggmug. David is a typical name for gingers. he is the height of a midget, violent, loves football (even though he is shit at it) and has shit grades. dont be like david.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
Get the Davidmug. The most amazing guy in the whole world. He's sweet and the most kind human-being ever placed upon this shit-hole called Earth. He's the brightest star in the whole sky, who will be an amazingly wonderful husband and father.
by IsisalyO_O September 24, 2011
Get the David Lee Boggessmug.