LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

Cold Swap

When you swap a different engine/drivetrain into a vehicle while barely changing/altering the rest of the vehicle.

I have decided to cold swap a v8 into my Mitsubishi Eclipse.

by Anon2124 April 17, 2023

air-cold

A disease that’s very contagious

He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around

She: No, but I think I had it last week.

by Stacy P September 01, 2021

Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

by Clumbo June 07, 2018

Cold Start

A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!

Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!

Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!

by HylianChampion69 April 21, 2021

Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.

Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.

by BrownRecluse129 June 30, 2023

Cold food

Cold foods= foods that make you feel nice after eating, like your body is in a nicely air conditioned house

Examples vary from person to person, depending on the person’s personal tastes

“ Want some candy?”
“Yes please that’s a good Cold food”

by heheheheeheheh July 21, 2022