A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A LITERAL HELL HOLE literally have a pedophile teacher and everyone is fake as fuck here and they try to act nice in all but is messed up in the head probably because of all the dye in there hair literally go to schools with oranges who can spray tan at all. Spoiled rich ass kids who don't even know how to fucking clean or sweep the damn place. Bro people for real crying because they're parents didn't get them the exact color of som shit. the school's race population is literally 90% WHITE. BRO HELP ME!!!
Stacy: Hey do you know the school" legacy christian academy (frisco)"campus?
Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens
Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens
by ilovespriteandchicken March 14, 2023
Get the legacy christian academy (frisco)mug. Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.
by Tigerballz December 13, 2018
Get the Christian Albermug. by CosmicFlo June 19, 2022
Get the Christian Denzhel Doriamug. Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high”
Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”
Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”
by The plug of course September 8, 2021
Get the Scotland Christian Academymug. A person with a very petite and cute penis, but he makes up for it with his great sense of smell. He is compassionate and hopeful.
by Edward727 March 7, 2022
Get the Christianmug. by Liz_0610 June 16, 2019
Get the Christian Raggiomug.