When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025


When someone is saying something gayer than imaginable and you have no other words fathemable to call them.
“Did you really just say that fag bucket”
“Yo Rajesh just said something so gay, he’s such a fag bucket”
“Yo Rajesh just said something so gay, he’s such a fag bucket”
by Dumbass03 November 10, 2020

Feeling slow, weighed down, tired, or dreary.
Feeling like just holding yourself up is like trying to lug around a giant bucket of cowshit.
Feeling like just holding yourself up is like trying to lug around a giant bucket of cowshit.
by Le Pisce August 19, 2013

A word used to describe something that is run-down, beat-up, and doesn't appeal to most people, usually used to describe a beater car.
by FatHornyOrangeDino May 12, 2021

A phrase said during an intense thought or in the midst of searching for an answer.
When the thought is completely lost.
A Balaism
When the thought is completely lost.
A Balaism
by Balalaika_SVD July 18, 2024

fuckbucketmoronidiotmercyneeds helpshoe shopping
He is such a complete fuck bucket, why would you care what he says? OR Silly little fuck bucket has no idea what is really happening..OR He is so consumed with his online spank bank the sweet little fuckbucket does not even know what is happening in his office...OR fuck that little fuckbucket he deserves it the little workslit.
To my english teacher: great news! Its a compound noun. I can use it as a verb which would make it a gerund: Dont fuck bucket me you little work slit.
Take that !
To my english teacher: great news! Its a compound noun. I can use it as a verb which would make it a gerund: Dont fuck bucket me you little work slit.
Take that !
by Proof of troof YO September 4, 2018
