Indian dick Boner fuck ass

A Indian with a crusty dick and a saggy ass that has bugs crawling inside

Rajeev is such a Indian dick Boner fuck ass.

by poopypoopymilli September 7, 2016

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour

I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

pop a boner

To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.

Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!

by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021

boner

(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.

Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.

Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

by somethingwitty92 December 30, 2010

boner fart

when you have a boner and it farts at you.

dan had a meen boner fart, it wouldint stop barking at the kids.

by slap happy rice October 24, 2007

Bonerage

When you think you see a hot girl far away, but as you get closer you realize she is not hot at all. It's like a mirage for your boner.

John: Oh man that girl looks so hot... I'm about to pop a huge boner..

two minutes pass and they get closer.

Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..

by LucasAT February 4, 2006

Leg Boner

1) What happens when you are in extremely close quarters (i.e. a hug) with someone and you get an erection their leg.

2) A true test to see if a girl's into you.

1) Guy 1: So I was hugging Tina today...
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I got a leg boner and I think she liked it!

2) Guy 1: I think Tina likes me but I'm not sure.
Guy 2: Use the leg boner test.

by Pudge/Kyle October 16, 2008