Skip to main content

Broke digger 

An opposite of a GOLD DIGGER

Someone who uses people for their brokeness
Sally: Your such a Broke digger
Lex:okay but broke people are just it
Broke digger by A13xa20 February 12, 2021
" gaw durn his stomach tore up, he must of done got the bookies"
Bookie by bookie maker February 18, 2021

Broken wet toenail 

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.
"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"
Broken wet toenail by Koomist February 23, 2021

Broken Whoopee Cushion 

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.
PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

Broken stretcher 

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
Not the same as you once were, tore apart to little shreds. A puzzle missing a piece. Usually a mentally unstable person. A person with a look in their eye that screams for help.
I am broken
Broken by Queerladygaga March 22, 2021