While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
by anonymous March 17, 2023
Get the Malcolms Toemug. *noun* | /ˈbʌŋ-kəl tōz/
**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.
**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.
**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.
**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.
**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.
**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.
**Example 1:**
"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."
**Example 2:**
"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.
"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."
**Example 2:**
"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.
by KingSuede April 23, 2025
Get the Bunkle Toesmug. When you are playing Overwatch 2 and your team completely slaughters the other. Your team is much better playing with their toes.
by Kyemera November 13, 2022
Get the Toes Diffmug. Being unaware of your surroundings and acting in a manner that makes you loose in character; not paying attention to any potential risks or consequences that may occur.
Character 1: Dude that guys is so stupid, he literally sold drugs to a police officer.
Character 2: Damn, he’s so Zero Toes!
Character 2: Damn, he’s so Zero Toes!
by LordEvull September 19, 2025
Get the Zero Toesmug. by Colornotes September 28, 2019
Get the Ve-toemug. by Fabiolivas April 16, 2010
Get the ho out with your toe outmug.