The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

dog leg

a large detour which is probably not worthwhile

Malcolm insisted on a dog leg, out to sea, to avoid orcas. He insisted the velocity made good would suffer only by a small margin.

by Cap. Sam August 14, 2024

leg quake

Any Activity and or exercise that focuses largely on a persons legs, specifically the quads. Thus making them quake and quiver out of fatigue.

Ben it’s leg day today! Get ready for a hell of a LEG QUAKE!

by LemmeCopThat August 15, 2019

Leg juice

When you have the take out container in the car on your lap and you get home and there is a dribble of liquid on your leg.

What’s that liquid on your leg? Oh shit that’s leg juice!

by Chris67x April 23, 2021

left-leg-lean

The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.

Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.

by jdmccallen March 11, 2008

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 2, 2022