drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

Drunk

When Ashely is lit and naked

White girl drinks and gets naked so drunk

by Kbmn January 2, 2018

high and go drunk

the game of hide and seek you play when you're high and drunk

i played high and go drunk with my friend dominic the other Day and we were talking spiritual connectionisms to a better bluer world in another place only reachable through hot wheels toys

by Niggyr Judisk May 2, 2018

Gateway Drunk

A alcoholic beverage with a low alcohol content consumed innocently without the intent of getting buzzed or drunk. It ends up being the starting point before moving onto hard liquor and the inevitable hangover that will follow.

“Last night I was out for sushi and drank some sake. At some point I moved onto high end vodka and now it feels like a gang of honey badgers had an orgy in my skull before parking a van on it.”

Examples of Gateway Drunk beverages include, but are not limited to: Beer (non IPA), wine, sake, Mike’s Hard Lemonade (and similar products).

by The Snarkass January 14, 2018

mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own

After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Drunk joined

When you join a social media site or a dating app, and you don’t remember what Neil the next day when you get a notification.

I drunk joined Tinder last night. Drunk joined means joining a website while tipsy.

by Big B! January 30, 2020

Quaruntine drunk

A type of drunk that occurs from being isolated at home for an extended period of time (+3days). Used to pass time, improve moods and will more then likely be an explanation for alot of people being born(sorry kids, you arent special).

"Dude its 10am on a monday, why are you drunk"
"Shhhhh du... dude, its quaruntine drunk... totally fine"

by esaelp sedun dnes March 30, 2020