dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

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Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025

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Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

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Dick and balls

A word used to describe Nazis in WW2 by the Americans

'Hitler is really Dick And Balls, Jim'

by a world war 2 fan October 18, 2022

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DICK SKIN

DICK SKIN is primarily the name of a dude who enjoy pounding off to other dudes. People who are jealous or envious of there peers will call them DICK SKIN because they have penis envy. Some sex offenders use the name DICK SKIN to call there buddys because they have butt sex fantasy’s about them.

Hey Jason have you seen Johnny Dick Skins facebook lately? (Jason) No Tim i have not, also your on the “List” and should get off the internet!!!

by Timmy the Toucher January 29, 2022

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