national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 22, 2021
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Boydes gay day

Look it's April 19th! ,
Boydes gay day ,
That means boyde is officially gay!
by Kinkydrugz April 19, 2020
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Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
by appewy November 25, 2021
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National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day
by Rio rogers April 21, 2021
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National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started
by Greygovernment December 06, 2023
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National Mike Day

The day of All Mikes Placed on February 15 Celebrate Mike's By sending them something it can be money or something that they like your choice.
say Happy National Mike Day Send a Friend or anybody name Mike money or something that they like. idfk jus give em sum Mike
by TheUnkownJit February 15, 2023
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