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rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017
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Suck my dick

by Kkentuking December 4, 2021
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Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.
by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017
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vacation dick

A large dick that's nice to look at and great for one night but not everyday. A no anal dick
In South Padre I'm going to scope out a vacation dick on the beach. -single woman or a hoe
by Stick287 June 17, 2016
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Dick

Dick, Dick is a penis.
by Smexy 😩 May 27, 2021
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Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.
Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect
by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020
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Dog dick nothing

All he does is dog dick nothing.
by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016
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