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National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 1, 2021
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vacation dick

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation
"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."
by OmeGa_Doughboy June 7, 2016
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The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
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Dick Fence

A girl who with her infinite hotness is surrounded by a group of guys at all times thus forming the "dick fence"

Usually occurs in undisclosed deployed locations
Me: "Hey bro look at that group of guys following around that girl."
Bro: " Yeah man, that what you call a dick fence."
by dRocl October 12, 2015
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Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
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Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.
" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "
by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016
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Hole dick

when your dick falls of and theres a hole.
"Man my hole dick hurts"

"let my lick it for you"
"that is what homes are for"
by Harry person October 21, 2019
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