sick as a dick

Another idiom for sick as a dog
Feelinf very unwell,

That guy's sick as a dick

by gilfaizoncharmedimsure June 12, 2018

military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.

That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women

NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot

by Smal dic October 22, 2019

Dick

Dick is one who lacks simple intelligence in some aspects. Lacks morals in Not all just some aspects.

(D.umb I.gnorant c.areless k.id)

your girlfirend is being a real dick. She should want to meet us. She knows how you feel about her and your family.

by Isaiahliac March 14, 2019

Dick

the thing guys brag about but really just have small ones

"i have such a big dick"

by hoebich69 February 16, 2022

vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.

by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016