Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

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Dick

Pejorative term for "anything"

Jeff fancied himself and expert in the history of rock and roll bands, but he didn't know dick.

by Epitoooozy December 10, 2024

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dick

Dick is the body part that gets hard while watching porn

it's okay, nobody will suck your dick because it is ugly.

by dicyy June 9, 2020

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Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024

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how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

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Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.

Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.

by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023

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