by Tactless58 March 02, 2022
Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.
Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024
A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.
boyfriend dick
boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
Dick is one who lacks simple intelligence in some aspects. Lacks morals in Not all just some aspects.
(D.umb I.gnorant c.areless k.id)
(D.umb I.gnorant c.areless k.id)
your girlfirend is being a real dick. She should want to meet us. She knows how you feel about her and your family.
by Isaiahliac March 14, 2019
I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.
There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.
When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.
Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.
Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.
When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.
Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.
Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019
Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 05, 2021