When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
by The fun bunch February 27, 2018
When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
by The fun bunch February 27, 2018
by sux4cigs August 01, 2017
When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.
That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.
by Andahalu Akbar September 27, 2021
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"
by Johnny Ham November 09, 2014
When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.
Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020
A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"
Example: "honey were out of sugar"
" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
Example: "honey were out of sugar"
" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
by Senanator May 11, 2023