terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei

Matei is terminally useless fuck

by Terminally useless fuck September 19, 2013

CL fuck bunny

(very offensive term) :a sexually promiscuous teenage girl who spends all her time outside of high school and homework trawling Craigslist for a craigs-hook and/or a one night stand

John Walsh of America's Most Wanted would agree that with the rise of chat rooms and the perceived privacy online sexual predators, not only should every police department in North America have a sexual cyber crime unit, but it should also IMHO hire an ex-CL fuck bunny to help them solve a bigger percentage of cold cases involving online sexual predators.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2013

Fuck Knuckle

The second knuckle of any digit when inserted into an orifice in a sexual manner.

I was fingdipin' this girl to the fuck knuckle after the baseball game the other day.

by elcapitandeganja October 18, 2013

effing fucked

when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.

Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.

What??? that's effing fucked.

I know, it's bad.

by C. Prolix January 21, 2012

rock like fuck

parting gesture. alternative for good bye.

father: are you going out to get wasted as fuck aye?
son: aye, take it easy
father: catch ya later
son: rock
father: rock like fuck son

by special_ninja January 21, 2012

cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me

by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012