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Dick

to describe an annoying person
That guy is being such a dick
by Dickbeens September 30, 2021
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Lesbian Dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.
by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024
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Door cam dicking

Where you fuck someone in front of someones door cam
We got wild and decided to give our neighbor a door cam dicking
by 333bam July 23, 2024
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Dick Stomp

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.
by kwis9 March 28, 2023
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Toji dick rider

Gege akutami!! (me too Gege, me too.)
guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024
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floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
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vacation dick

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation
"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."
by OmeGa_Doughboy June 7, 2016
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