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dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.
Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.
by vonLegs October 6, 2023
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disco dick

disco dick is a german slang. It means that there are dicks in the disco.
person 1: Oh my do you see the boy!!
person 2: yeah he’s a total disco dick!!
by disco123 January 28, 2022
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Dick

A modern tool for modern insults
Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available
by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021
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Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.
by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017
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MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
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bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.
" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020
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Suck my dick

by Kkentuking December 4, 2021
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