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Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Kermitmug.

dirty carman

4 women sucking a carmans cock in a car.
by Dirtydirtymando May 31, 2022
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Dirty sko

When you knock over a bunch of porta potties until the cops come and arrest you
I did a dirty sko last night and now I have to sleep in the garage
by Dirtyblow999 April 16, 2020
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dirty arnie

Dirty Arnie is nastier than your wife on Crack! If you wake up with mayo on your forehead that means Dirty Arnie tea bagged you and you liked it.
by Can't handle the truth. June 12, 2023
mugGet the dirty arniemug.

Dirty Jaeliece

When you spit on a girls back to convince her you’ve came, and when she turns around you turn around and spray chimichanga confetti all over her eyes nose and face and draw a J on her cheek
Hey bro, I heard you did a Dirty Jaeliece with Karen at Brads party!
by ChimichangaChugger March 11, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Jaeliecemug.

dirty

someone who is dirty is always looking, thinking, and doing sexual things like having sex, watching porn, and thinking about it.
by theolearner May 19, 2024
mugGet the dirtymug.

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