The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

by Dirtydirtymando May 31, 2022

by Dirtyblow999 April 16, 2020

Dirty Arnie is nastier than your wife on Crack! If you wake up with mayo on your forehead that means Dirty Arnie tea bagged you and you liked it.
by Can't handle the truth. June 12, 2023

When you spit on a girls back to convince her you’ve came, and when she turns around you turn around and spray chimichanga confetti all over her eyes nose and face and draw a J on her cheek
by ChimichangaChugger March 11, 2020

someone who is dirty is always looking, thinking, and doing sexual things like having sex, watching porn, and thinking about it.
you dirty whore!
by theolearner May 19, 2024
