by UrWifeIsMine December 29, 2018

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

by Spiderthateveryonewantstofuck January 24, 2020

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.
by Your main hoes December 19, 2016

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by MadMadDog October 13, 2018
