Dirty Vallarta

When you have buttsex with a girl speaking in tongues after drinking in the pool all day long and she gets nauseous so you reach around to hold a trash can for her while she pukes but keep pounding it so hard.

I felt so bad for Kara after her husband gave her the Dirty Vallarta last night, she’s still kinda nauseous and won’t be shitting right for a week!

by Ponch96 July 26, 2023

Dirty Morticia

The act of using some kind of heating apparatus (heat gun,curling iron ect.) to warm up the vaginas of a deceased woman for their purposes (usually sex).

I can't believe Paul was caught at the morgue paying for a Dirty Morticia. Paul said it was good but it was only warm for like 5 minutes.

by Hue G Wang December 3, 2025

Dirty Emercan

When you have stump broke a syphillis ridden Camel and then you forget to wash , then your boyfriend provides clean up on your isle 6

Emercan played hide the vienna with his favorite camel then let the love juice dry and then had ceminious clean him up

Ceminious has been Dirty Emercan'd

by TurkaTurka September 23, 2011

Dirty Gamie

A dirty gamie is when someone, usually a man with a receding hairline, puts on a wig and lets his partner take him from behind with a huge strap on whilst screaming “don’t stop”.

Last night, to spice it up a bit we pulled a Dirty Gamie

by EthancoleX November 4, 2023

Dirty Marno

Plucking your ginger pubic hairs and gluing them to your girls face, then nutting on her ginger beard while screaming "rizztasticale"

My brother did a dirty marno on his girlfriend

by dirtymarnolover May 6, 2024

dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

by Boat People May 9, 2017

dirty river

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob

she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.

by th9091a August 14, 2009