Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.

"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."

by Uncle Shortbus January 22, 2019

Uncle James

James Hatfield from Metallica

‘Uncle James played nothing else matters at the Concert last night, I wonder if he’s going to play master of puppets during his next show!’

by UncleJamesBestFriend April 23, 2019

Uncle Pfleger

A self hating White man.

Look at Jeff, what an "Uncle Pfleger", he joins in slogans and marches just to ingratiate himself white minorities.

by donverga July 4, 2015

Uncle Buck

A trans man who sucks up to/kisses the asses of/sells themselves out to transphobes in order to look like "one of the good ones". Example: Buck Angel (the namesake), Victor Barker, etc.

The female version of this is an Aunt Blaire.

Walter: I'm not like these other trannies, I'm cool, honest.
Raymond: Dude, stop being such an Uncle Buck. Shut the fuck up.

by Florisgrad November 2, 2025

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025

Uncle Chungus

A picture of Uncle Moe with Nick Molnar’s face edited onto it.

Hey look at my new contact picture for Nick Molnar it’s combined the current big chungus joke we’d been saying earlier and has uncle moe in it therefore making him uncle chungus, this is really good.

by Read911 August 7, 2021

uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.

Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!

by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018