Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
Get the empty-boxcars train of assurersmug. A group all snorting a line of meth at the same time as running and opposite to each other to eventually fucking crash into eachother
by Mc nilson July 31, 2021
Get the Meth trainmug. THAT DAMN VEHICLE THAT CJ DIDN'T FOLLOW!
In the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, the mission Wrong Side Of The Tracks features you (CJ) and Big Smoke following a train, If you fail to follow the train, the mission will fail with these lines by Big SmOOOOHHHke:
All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
In the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, the mission Wrong Side Of The Tracks features you (CJ) and Big Smoke following a train, If you fail to follow the train, the mission will fail with these lines by Big SmOOOOHHHke:
All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
All we had to do was follow the damn TRAIN cj!
by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020
Get the Trainmug. by EDSA2 June 9, 2022
Get the Train Dooredmug. by county boy 101 February 27, 2014
Get the mexican speed trainmug. The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!
by letsgobucks September 6, 2009
Get the Floridian Freight Trainmug. 8 Av express train that goes from Ozone Park Lefferts Blvd, Far Rockaway in Queens to Inwood-207 Street in Manhattan. It has 65 stops and sometimes it goes via the Rockaway Park Shuttle to Beach 115 St during rush hour. The A train has 3 last stops (4 during rush hour) and it you miss the train, you have to wait almost 12 minutes at Broadway Junction under the intense heat and your only option is to ride the C train, and sometimes it feels like you are LITERALLY DYING!!! The train goes EXTREMELY FAST between High Street and Fulton street.
"This is a Manhattan bound A train, the next stop is, Fulton Street. Stand clear of the closing doors please???"
by TheMiguelitoGod1000 August 15, 2024
Get the A trainmug.