There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 09, 2023

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The laugh wall

The point in a conversation were one or both participants have nothing interesting to say and reply with "haha" "lol" "lmao"

Paul:"all Beth was texting back was haha, lol or lmao ..."

MIke: "Ahhh looks like you hit the laugh wall"

by BIGwhitepaul August 23, 2016

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Booty Walls

Booty Walls the inside of your ass, when your having sex usually dicks slide against Booty Walls

Hey babe let me smash yo Booty Walls

by Clorox Box April 03, 2018

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Booty wall

The act of writing on someone's facebook wall after 1pm in hopes to start a convo that leads to sex. Worse than sex texting, as everyone else sees your pathetic attempt.

Guy 1: All my booty calls went unanswered last night.
Guy 2: Dude, its 2008, it's all about the booty wall.

by Chavezwho December 19, 2008

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mall wall

Related to mall hair. But this term specifically refers the the bangs in front that are teased and/or blow-dried and hair-sprayed so much it stands straight up in front. This action creates a Mall Wall. (archaic term)

Tina had so much hair spray on her bangs, Her Mall Wall would survive a tsunami!

by willywall April 01, 2015

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