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my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks
person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)
by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021
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Claduce Soup

Claduce Soup is preformed when one person proceeds to cannibalize another human being and turn them into soup, but separating the organs from the feces. Feces will be force fed to a infant and the soup is distributed among clueless strangers the next day.
I can’t go to the party tonight i’m babysitting and going to preform the Claduce Soup”
by speedythespeedster February 20, 2021
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Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021
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Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.
- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?
by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020
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Peppered souped

When someone pours peppered soup into your penis at hot temperature
That Nigel Johnson peppered souped me
by Stokeymemeist October 22, 2020
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Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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Soup

Soup is a streamer who has a cult on discord. He normally makes them eat lettuce at he makes foot pictures for his onlyfane
Soup
by Ksjshshushshe August 29, 2020
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