Waffles

Waffles are Pancakes with abs
No questions needed

"I want Pancakes with abs"
"Don't you mean waffles?"

by LifeSucks101 May 27, 2018

Waffles

An absolute Mordhau chad. Uses a stylish War Axe to slay the masses. Consistently shits on any who dare appose his holy will. Can sense Beta Male energy, and destroys Libtards with straight facts. Fear the man who calls himself Waffles.

Holy fuck! Waffles is shitting on Seymour! Again!

by Waffles fanboy October 08, 2019

waffles

the act of eating waffles and them giving you superpowers

you like waffles?

by kay151525252626 April 11, 2024

Waffle

When a female breaks wind on a gentleman's penis when it is between the cheeks of her buttocks.

We were having a cuddle in bed when she waffled on my manhood.

by Teapot Charlie March 19, 2018

Waffle

belligerently drunk

Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle

by Berry McKaukinir July 18, 2019

waffle

1. to change one's position on a political issue

2. to speak or behave in an evasive manner

3. to viciously trample

Why do you always waffle when we bring the topic up?

by The Return of Light Joker March 07, 2008

Waffles

One of the only legit things on Urban dictionary

Not an idiot: I like waffles.
Idiot: Put it in my ###
Not an idiot: The frick? Are you a fecker?
idiot: yeh

by Frick dude! March 02, 2022