The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

Russian popcorn

To show love to a object or a not existing person

I Russian popcorn my doll

by Noob master_69 June 28, 2022

russian kid

a kid who is russian and sus kinda imposter amongus .

Russian kid was the imposter from among us sus. amonkus sas . impasta russian

by sussy imposter man 123 August 18, 2021

Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose

Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.

1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.

by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014

Russian DrumBlow

When your partner engages in oral sex except keeps a certain amount of vodka in their mouth while they begin to blow you, strong burning sensation follows, however, this only intensifies the bj

Tommy and Heather were studying together when Tommy hadn't got any thrill for so long. He looked in the fridge where he hid his emergency vodka, he looked over at heather and said, " Hey babe, you mind giving me a Russian drumblow?"

by B.Katzroy April 27, 2015

Russian Phone booth

When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.

I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025