Side Teats

Like "Side Boob" but seen on an overweight girl who shouldn't be wearing a top like that and her rolls create the multi-boob effect.

"She bent over and I saw way too much side teats"

by 81-K March 4, 2016

Side burns

The razor burn acquired shaving your bikini line.

I got some side burns going on getting ready for the pool today.

by Roxistar July 9, 2023

Side goo

Side boob that resembles a deflated tire

The club line at Drai's had a lot of side goo. Her side boob was so sloppy it was really a side goo!

by Amir S. August 11, 2015

Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential

After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick

by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023

side pin

a penis that is on the left side of someones hip and pisses in front of public

he has a side pin

by dgfdrghytwrghyftyg April 14, 2009

The Side Static

Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.

Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way

"Fuck that the side static am I right?"

by rennnie October 28, 2023

pantie side step

When you slide the panties over for penetration . Then when your done pull out cover the tip with her panties and let er go

I didn't want a mess so I used the pantie side step on the slut

by Leroy88 June 3, 2015