Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

The Silly Sausage

Where a woman is giving you a blow job and you tickle her as you are about to cum.

I gave her The Silly Sausage last night and she couldn’t stop laughing

by Mothicania September 15, 2025

Sausage Throater

A person who deep throats a penis.

Hey! "sausage throater" how's business ya twat.

by Dman76 March 26, 2025

popped sausage

When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing

Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week

by Rubenuben September 4, 2016

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020