Holding the sausage hostage 

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

Holding the sausage hostage by the big bum December 9, 2020

Suck a meat sausage

Suck a dick but without actually saying it

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha

Suck a meat sausage by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021

Not a sausage 

This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.

Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage

Not a sausage by Confusedbloke January 29, 2021

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

Johnny’s Sausage by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

you turned into sausage 

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.

Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..

you turned into sausage by Swordexo November 23, 2021

How The Sausage Gets Made 

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

How The Sausage Gets Made by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022

Damp wet sausage 

The act of hitting a baseball for a double or more

Wow wheels that’s a nice damp wet sausage

Damp wet sausage by Rawr xd 7878 May 22, 2022