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Russian

1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures

2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN

"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)

2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.

Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021
mugGet the Russianmug.

RUSSIAN BOTulism

Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.

Examples of Russian BOTulism:

“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”

“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
by beckynot September 25, 2020
mugGet the RUSSIAN BOTulismmug.

Russian-Ukrainian war

A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.
Russian Teen: "Oh no i hope i dont get drafted into the Russian-Ukrainian war!"
by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023
mugGet the Russian-Ukrainian warmug.

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020
mugGet the Russian Crab Trapmug.

the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star
marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
by WetRag May 17, 2022
mugGet the the russian congomug.

russian mosh pit

A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.
> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!

> ебать!
by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024
mugGet the russian mosh pitmug.

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole
Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!
by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023
mugGet the Russian Creamingmug.

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