phone

a device that has loads of useful functions

joel:give me my phone back
berd: never

by shatisthat July 5, 2021

New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.

No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!

by Djay_man July 7, 2021

Smiling at their phone

Smiling at his/her phone: often associated with someone catching feelings.

“Oh my gosh did you see them smiling at their phone? They must be talking to someone they like”

by ItsYaGirlLukes July 8, 2021

2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.

2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!

by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026

Phone Min Hset Maung

A noun to describe someone that always answers his phone and does nothing all day.

“Yeah man call him he’s a phone min hset maung” or “bro I swear you’re such a phone min hset maung cause you laze around all day and pick up the phone any time I call you”

by Vra vranni January 29, 2026