Denim Meat

When you can see the shape of a dudes genitalia through his jeans.

Yo, check out that dudes denim meat!
You can SO see Chad's denim meat right now!

by Dharach October 22, 2018

Solving Meat

A name of a terrible boy who needs help... Lots and lots of mental help

That boy is solving meat

by Name charles October 31, 2018

Meat Head

Usually an individual who is precieved as unintelligent but also a common word to call someone a retard

Dave you meat Head

by Masssssive November 8, 2018

Meat Counter

When you lick a gooch and the testicles and penis rest on your forehead

She licked my gooch and i put my meat on the meat counter

by Man-duh-panduh February 20, 2019

Thick Meat

1. Slang for penis. Used usually by women in the USA. Meant to represent a penis of large size and/or weight.

2. Representing a man with great muscular build.

1. Karmen: Hey, so I slept with Perse last night!
Micheline: Oh? I’ve heard he has thick meat!

2. Dartin: Yo, J-Dog, that’s some thick meat you got on you.
J-Dog: Thanks bro.

by ILikeToDanceOrDoI December 21, 2018

Meat Down

If something bad happens it’s a meat down

If someone were to eat shit it’s a “Meat down”

by skithetitties December 22, 2018

Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 5, 2019