Urban Nigger

A black person that dresses with expensive clothing.

Look at that urban nigger like she got money.

by Niggermaker October 1, 2015

Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

Nigger Peninsula

A word that your friend may say if he/she seems bored, and wants to start a conversation. Simply respond with "mom, mom, niggermom." and you'll be on your way to a safe conversation.

"You've entered the Nigger Peninsula Please provide us with the Following: 1~Nickname 2~ Nick-date of birth 3~Say Nigger"

by DaddyGiraffe November 4, 2017

Covid Nigger

Something where you just make it up, and use it to influence those around you for the sole purposes of befuddlement, and perplexin IRL Schizo Posting. Huzzah.

Black man in Lobby: Somebody called me a COVID NIGGER!
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.

by Noroi February 24, 2021

Nigger lip

When you pass your vape or water bottle to a homie and he gobbles the mouth piece or bottle cap down like it's a hot dog competition

Kid #1 :yo pass me your vape bro

Kid #2 : fine but don't nigger lip it this time

Kid #1 : fine I wont nigger lip it sorry for that my homie

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

Nigger fly

A fly that is annoying, loud, and keeps dodging the swatter.

I finally killed that shit eating nigger fly.

by entity2501 October 5, 2021

nigger shopping

While in a store or gas station, a member of the family (usually a the mother or father) will stand in line or sometimes even at the counter. Meanwhile, the rest of the family (usually the children) will run around the store and find petty things they want their parents to purchase (i.e. candy, hannah montana pencils, slim jims etc.). In most cases, the parent doesn't know how to tell his/her kids NO and the kids end up trading out what they want 50 times which holds up the entire line and completely confuses the cashier.

John and Tom walk into the gas station to get a soda. When they get in line, there is a woman at the register with a pile of goodies. The woman's kids are running around the store finding more goodies and putting them on the counter.

Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"

John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"

Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."

by someguywhogotpissedoffoneday August 16, 2008