Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022

Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

fumble monster

Supreet

Supreet is a fumble monster and the original and can never be beaten as the fumble monster

by Ishlovesdick September 13, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by fliesonthewalls September 18, 2021

Tummy monsters

that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with

Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters

by memelordraymund October 31, 2017

yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.

"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"

by chelsea. February 20, 2008